Obamacare! Gay marriage! Legalizing drugs! I’m moving to Canada to get away from all of this shit!
Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.
Ummm….
so about that moving to Canada…
Good lord.. it’s almost like.. like we’re acting like another country that isn’t this one but is similar, only more liberal and peaceful. Possibly even connected to us by an enormous amount of land mass.. I can’t remember what that place is called, but fuck this I’m moving to Canada.
Have these people heard of Canada before? Do they think it’s a blank slate they can just homestead and set up a right wing police state in?
You don’t understand! If you die in Canada you die in real life!!
Do these people not realize what healthcare is like in Canada? It amazes me how stupid people are.
